improvs and scenes

you wouldn't believe the amount of scenes I've written that don't go anywhere. no, really. no, really.

angel

oz is crazy - oz comes back to Angel Investigations, season one, and is a little crazy.
doyle sees a serial killer - this was the beginning of a story I never wrote.
cordelia and fred - talking about Doyle. early season two.
wesley and gunn - set some time in season, was it two? when Wesley did that crazy chauvinist thing.
another night at the palace - Darla and Cordelia, and I'm hungry so let's eat. season two, before I had actually seen all of season two. secretly this is just two pretty ladies.
Angel and Spike - season five Angel was totally the Angel and Spike show.

Simon Camden wakes up a girl - so there was this thing that Kos was doing that was crazy.
Mary the Slayer - Mary the slayer's funeral. connor's a camden brother.
Simon and Connor - there are a lot of crossover scenes on this page with Simon from Seventh Heaven in various random fandoms. This one we're going to call Simon Finds Out Neptune Is Weirder Than Sunnydale.

bones

Brennan and Booth - the prompt was "when I'm at home, I enjoy belching very loudly."

buffy the vampire slayer

an ancient greek slayer - I wrote this during some athenian religion class, I'd wager.
cordelia and amy - this came from way back, the first conversation I ever had with Kate Bolin. season one, I guess.
the invisibles and moloch - the demon from season one meets the invisibles, the comic book.
giles - this one, I wish I could actually make a story out of. season two.
oz and giles and justin timberlake - this is a holiday mprov. season four after Oz leaves.
devon - after oz is gone. season four.
broken sink - this one's a weird one. season five, the sink is broken.
dawn and tara - season five, dawn's guilt.
xander - this is the beginning of an mpreg. I can't even begin to make amends. season, uh. five?
tara in the shifts - a holiday improv for jenn m.
spike and riley - for twig. a holiday improv! season five, I guess.
anya - religious iconography and cinnamon; another holiday improv, for kos and xander. season five, I guess.
tara on the road - holiday improv! for kate bolin. season five, I guess.
Anya - likes Eminem. written during really early season six, I think.
swallowed some tacks - yet another scene I'd totally forgotten I wrote - after that bit in season 7 where xander FINALLY admits to not telling buffy about angel's soul.
masque - buffy the vampire slayer, post-season seven. originally an icon fic from a screencap of "restless".
Xander and Andrew - after the end of Buffy. the prompt was "and they say, trouble with andrew is he thinks he knows everything, but i know trouble with andrew is he's a liar.".
dawn - prepares for the apocalypse. just in case.
love ridden - Riley/Spike, Buffy season five. was listed as a story, once upon a time, but really it's more of an improv.

criminal minds

Reid and Gideon - this is the beginning of something that might be something. maybe.

dead like me

mason and roxy - from dead like me.

empire records / csi miami

these two fandoms are together because Lucas = Tim Speedle.

motorbike - scene about Lucas and his bike.
lucas - wants to make a move on joe.
lucas and mark on the roof - discussing Rob Halford. er.
Simon and Lucas - Kos wanted 7th Heaven/Empire Records.
Speed and Adam - so, this is technically empire records / csi: miami / joan of arcadia.
ephram brown at empire - there isn't a fandom you can't cross with Empire Records. plus, ephram brown from everwood!
Speed and Eric - tiny scene that's not a crossover!
Speed and George - crossover with Profiler.
song - Speed hears a familiar song.

everwood

ephram brown at empire - there isn't a fandom you can't cross with Empire Records.
Ephram and Sam - xover with the movie "Life as a House".
Laynie Hart and Duncan Kane - Logan's in a coma!. seriously, when Logan isn't in a coma in second season of veronica mars? I am going to be so, so sad.
veronica mars and ephram brown - this, like so many of the things on this list, is alternately entitled 'crack fic'. also amnesia!Logan.

the many deaths of everwood- post Home, Colin dies, andy can't deal. scenes that're all pretty much connected. after Home, andy brown kills himself! lise weeps! theend.

pieces - Ephram knows he'll pick up the pieces.
breath - andy brown is late for dinner.
funeral - epham goes to colin's funeral.
blame - bright knows it's not his fault.
stone - bright thinks.
finds - Ephram is the one that finds him.
porch - Ephram has to give Delia bad news.
runaway - Ephram leaves new york behind
mixtape - Ephram in the diner with Nina.
snark me do - named by river. ephram/laynie! het otp! it can happen. alternate season two, I suppose.

postage - Ephram picks up girls at the post office. there's bonding over the story of O and yearbook. this is also listed as a real story.
apple - short nothing scene.
bedspread - Laynie asks if ephram's ever kissed a guy.
question - amy and ephram. Amy asks whether Ephram's done "it".
dinner - totally not canon-able since no one gets along this well. but don't you wish they did? post-Home, Ephram asks everyone over for dinner. happy! well. pretty happy. written before season two aired.
mourn - um. kind of in the vein of "the many deaths of everwood", ephram kicks it! andy mourns!
nature - Ephram and Bright. this is season two since Ephram and Bright are best friends, but it references the first season episode "Deer God". originally an icon ficlet from lj.
brag - a little scene that was spawned from seeing the trailer about the episode where Ephram and Madison sleep together - before I'd actually seen any of the Madison and Ephram episodes. um.
regret - Ephram doesn't regret driving back to Madison. season two, after the jazz competition episode.

firefly/serenity

simon and mal - surgery with chopsticks.
river and simon - and stethescopes. which I kept trying to spell wrong typing it just now, randomly.
river - things go into her mouth.
post-serenity - I keep getting all these teeny little ideas for scenes after the movie Serenity, like how Inara will totally tell Mal she loves him as he's being frozen in carbonite.

harry potter

rain - this one is actually old, but I found it abandoned in a folder. remus and sirius get soaking wet, then fool around. uh. their sixth year? or something.
eureka - again, pretty old; remus and sirius fool around in the prefects' bathroom this time. sixth year? sure.
exhibition - and finally, remus and sirius have sex whilst watching lily and james have sex. on top of the west tower. see, there was this picture that glock did - I swear. it's her fault. warning: graphic sex.
a self-insert - where are you going? no, wait! er. anyway. this is remus/sirius.
remus - soooo. um. I've been writing a bit of poetry. er.
a piece of pie - Remus and Tonks have a date. after OotP (and before HBP).
enemy - Snape and Remus don't argue. after OotP (and before HBP).
bad news - Remus gets a letter. after OotP (and before HBP).

Ginny and the twins - the prompt was something about eating the same thing for weeks on end, I think? I don't know - I was hungry that day.
harry potter and the x-men - um. this is unfinished. and, well.
remus, sirius and the x-men - let's not even question where all these things came from.
allergic - Hermione figures out the syntax of magic. this is maybe proof I'm a big, big dork for latin. Harry's allergic to theory.
Ron Weasley - resents his last name. I don't know if I like this. oh well.
Ginny and Hermione - the prompt was "I cry over spilt milk".
part A of "seven things that should never have happened to nymphadora tonks" - this is kind of something that might end up a real story. some time. maybe not. post-HBP.
Ron and Remus - "in an alternate universe..." I find this little scene about what-might-have-been incredibly depressing.
ron and harry - and did I really just write a ron/harry?
japan - just a scene, auror!ginny in japan. antigone series.
remus and ginny - so, yes. remus and auror!ginny. and a chapel. this is from my antigone series.
remus and ginny - ah yes, yet again. he still drinks his tea with milk and sugar because that's the way Sirius did. also antigone series based.
remus runs away - set during Deathly Hallows. always did think it was kind of presumptuous of Harry to assume he'd know what advice James would have given Remus about a baby. I mean, like he even knew James at all.

the iliad

camp - why not call it fic?

the invisibles

moloch - moloch was this demon mentioned in season one buffy that really wasn't all that well played out on the show.

joan of arcadia

Simon and Adam - from Seventh Heaven and Joan of Arcadia, respectively. not slashed; they meet for the first time in the college pizza joint.
Simon and Adam - yet again. they meet in the checkout line.
Joan and Simon - Joan sketches, adam just lets her. their friendship.
Joan and Simon - meet in the school library.
Joan meets the Camdens - Joan tells Annie off, and. well.
Simon and thanksgiving - Joan and Adam collect strays!

Speed and Adam - so, this is technically empire records / csi: miami / joan of arcadia.
Joan's disappointment - spoilers for season one. Mittens, distress.
Joan and Jaye - talk to God! okay, so, who hasn't wanted to write a Joan of Arcadia / Wonderfalls xover? seriously.

lord of the rings

pippin and faramir - after the battle, as faramir wakes up.

MAS*H

scenes: lise writes a lot of M*A*S*H scenes, and very few actual stories.
not public - hawk/BJ
lust and anger - hawk/BJ
professional visit - BJ/hawk, charles
letter - charles
supply tent - hawk/BJ
five minute challenges: the mash-slash list has this thing, where someone posts three words, and then you have to write a scene about them for five minutes.
"he would have" | "you can't possibly" | "there's this problem" | "come home one" | "well, actually there" | "don't touch that"
BJ doesn't want a drink - just a BJ/Hawk scene.
BJ and Sidney - after the war. so, um, this is kind of depressing, hey?
bad news - this one's about frank. kinda.
cure - bj/hawk.
BJ Hunnicutt - after the war. they call it a post-trauma disorder. they don't tell you how to get better.
boots - Hawkeye/BJ. after the war. this goes with the one up there.

millenium

lock - after that episode "Lamentations", from season one. that gave me nightmares for weeks.

ocean's 11

letter - Rusty gets some bad news. I can't see Rusty/Tess unless Danny's out of the way. so.
trip - Rusty had to go and pick Tess up some time. before the last scene of ocean's 11.
threesome - danny comes back to find rusty and tess.

oz

Toby - season five, I think, Toby gets this appeals lawyer that he convinces to talk to Chris, and they send her to each other like a gift. it's sweet. and, well, creepy.
toby, years after - this has spoilers for the series finale. not that I watched it, but I heard what happened and then kinda vowed not to watch it.

popslash

Justin - this was from the prompt "My favorite line from the song Fancy is "I may have been born poor white trash, but Fancy was my name!". also, I have no idea what justin timberlake in may of 2006 is actually doing.
liner notes - believe me when I tell you, this is just a drop in the bucket. my popslash lj has thousands of scenes that never saw the light of day.
lance and justin - holiday improv for river.
nsync do christmas! - this is quite a long holiday improv with the whole group, for rae.

queer as folk - British

laugh track - stuart doesn't get the punch line
on the rocks - drinking.
saturday - just saturday night.

queer as folk - US

peep show - it's brian's show
price - no one really gets Brian and Mikey

sandman mystery theatre

wesley and dian - from sandman mystery theatre. this isn't even an improv, but just three lines. these ones aren't new, just saved up.

seventh heaven

almost all 7th heaven improvs are crossovers because of the comedic potential of Simon Camden.

Simon and Adam - from Seventh Heaven and Joan of Arcadia, respectively. not slashed; they meet for the first time in the college pizza joint.
Simon and Adam - yet again. they meet in the checkout line.
Joan and Simon - Joan sketches, adam just lets her. their friendship.
Joan and Simon - meet in the school library.
Joan meets the Camdens - Joan tells Annie off, and. well.
Simon and thanksgiving - Joan and Adam collect strays!

Simon and Lucas - Simon / Empire Records.

Simon and Connor - This one we're going to call Simon Finds Out Neptune Is Weirder Than Sunnydale. for kos.
Mary the Slayer - Mary the slayer's funeral.
Simon Camden wakes up a girl - crazy! I have no explanation.

studio 60

jeanne takes andy home - because I mean, she does say it's his lucky day.

veronica mars

veronica dreams - of Logan waking up. coma!Logan.
Laynie Hart and Duncan Kane - which is also amnesia!Logan. seriously, when Logan isn't in a coma second season? I am going to be so, so sad.
veronica mars and ephram brown - this, like so many of the things on this list is alternately entitled "crack fic". also amnesia!Logan.

logan and veronica - written before the finale of the first season and we knew what was up with the camera.
Veronica and Logan - again. this was written after the season two finale, but really doesn't reference it at all. veronica always wears her slippers.
Veronica and Logan - this is set right around the alterna-prom episode in season two. Episode 20, I think? yeah.
Simon Camden and Connor - This one we're going to call Simon Finds Out Neptune Is Weirder Than Sunnydale. for kos. Only vague reference to Neptune, but hey.
Veronica - a random scene about her in court, after season one and before season two.
veronica and logan - this is a future fic that smitty wanted me to write, because she said it was creepy. and I said, no, sweet!! in hindsight, well. maybe a little creepy.

wap

iz and rick - an icon fic. wap! is a made-up fandom.

west wing

Toby - in 17 people, which really is my favorite west wing episode of all time.
toby's bruise - again, Toby. this was going somewhere at some point; I just can't remember where.

wonderfalls

Joan and Jaye - talk to God! okay, so, who hasn't wanted to write a Joan of Arcadia / Wonderfalls xover? seriously.

x-men

domino and patrick - just a little scene wherein patrick has a bad dream.
the shifts - patrick and domino. I don't think this ever made it into any story.
Hank and Bobby - this prompt was something about haikus, I think - I can't remember.
harry potter and the x-men - um. this is unfinished. and, well.
I don't like mondays - Magneto/Xavier. just a little scene.
liner notes - believe me when I tell you, this is just a drop in the bucket. my popslash lj has thousands of scenes that never saw the light of day.
or the mountain should crumble to the sea - nate and scott at christmastime.
jono and angelo - holiday improv.
bobby and hank - this was my original holiday improv - the first one I did! well, as an example. so kinda.
bobby in venice - Bobby's in Venice.
bobby and pete - this is dirty sex. in the middle of it, Pete asks bobby if he's leading a team.
remy and scott - scott comes back from exile. apparently I was fascinated with random people leading x-teams. remy was leading a team in the comics, though.