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Attempted Humor
by bow.


My Eyes Are Fully Open -

The crucial transformation scene in Prisoner of Azkaban, set to the classic Gilbert and Sullivan patter song. I could not get this to format right on the website, so the link goes straight to my LJ.

The Metamorphmagosis -

This is something of a crossover/homage to Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis, written for McTabby's Summary Suckathon. *coughs nervously* Remus/Sirius, with a side of Snape. Honestly. ~850 words.


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