say, that would be a...

• 5 Piece Eight
• All Times Local
• Psychic Landmine
• My Chinese Heart
• Kierkegaard's Wife (debut album: Everything Is Fake But the Pain)
• Outlaw Tamari
• The WMDs (I keep seeing flyers for a Kalamazoo punk band called the Gaza Strippers, proving that reality is in poorer taste than fiction.)
• The Suicide Notes
• Tempest For Eliza (taken from the name of an actual UNIX program)
• Lucky Piece (composed entirely of off-duty cops, natch)
• Kirk's Famous Karate
• Universal Donor
• Automatic Personal Death (cf. John Gilmore)
• No Reason To Lie
• Bronx Perfecto (cf. the jacket. I like "perfecto," even if it is a non-word. people should use it more often.)
• Banned In Boston (I like puns. Shut up.)
• Tomorrow Never Comes

Lately my roommate has been getting a persistent variety of spam that spoofs really weird reply-to addresses. Most of these are taken from his list of fake domain names.

• The Aloha Bullets (terrible high school garage band)
• Lieutenant Simple
• The Odorless Martins (pop ska)
• Project Sundown
• Sandycar Beach (composed entirely of college boys who read too much Joyce)
• Airplane 5
• The Bottle Perms (all-girl punked-out doo-wop)
• The Bride Formula
• Dakota Pine Tops
• Deploy Anvils! (the actual domain name was deployedanvils, but the command form sounds funnier)
• Destination: Party (the rock opera as reinterpreted by one Andrew W.K)
• Five Declined
• The Glistening Dark (Manheim Steamroller-esque New Age noodlings. but worse.)
• Kavitha (Scandinavian prog)
• Physik (Elizabethan death metal)
• Saltborne
• Spoon Justice (they perform cartoon theme songs while dressed as characters from The Tick, because somebody has to.)